You know, because there are two parts to this epic, epic... um... wait. First off lets look at Twilight's predecessor Harry Potter (it's more successful, better written, and just plain smarter predecessor) and the fact that for Deathly Hallows they decided breaking it into two was not only cost effective - yay more money for the same shoot - but necessary to be "true to the book." They didn't want to leave out any of those long, boring scenes in the woods where nothing happens - the parts of the book where I found myself skipping around or falling asleep. Those scenes are, apparently, movie magic. So they made part one as boring as possible and shoved all the action into part two. So guess what Twilight did? Three things happen in Breaking Dawn Part 1: 1)Edward and Bella get married (in one of the more lavish fake weddings I've ever seen - take that Kim K.!) 2)They go on their honeymoon and (gasp!) have sex, and 3) Bella gets pregnant and has a baby. Hold onto your hats people! Now if this were a movie about someone I cared about or had an affection for, someone I wanted to see settled or happy, a relative maybe, I'd go to their wedding and get them a nice gift and then of course congratulate them on their first child (probably would not want to know what they did on their honeymoon) but is this really a movie? And since I don't care about two random actors playing fake people I may as well have watched the Kardashian wedding special for free on television rather than paying ten dollars to see this one. Not to mention the bad, bad, really bad, fantasy scenes imagined via Bella (not in the book and totally unnecessary) along with the flashback scenes via Edward (he used to be bad guys, he killed people, he was a human eating vampire, you should feel sorry for him). The only moment where something actually happens is at the very, very end and then the movie is over. If this is my "cliffhanger" you can suck it. I apparently have to see the last movie because I want to see an actual MOVIE not someones home video collection. "Look, this is when little Billy rode his bike for the first time. Isn't he cute?"
No.
